Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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av232 0
perhaps it's just a master plan to get you two to break up
natsumosam92 0
thats like somethin out of a movie
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dj_walls2424 0
awkward lol.
TItan160 0
talk about ****** up
ajw1991 0
One big happy family!
rhianna060 8
Oh thats not that bad. Your mother and you are prob alot alike. Just like your boyfriend and his father. So why wouldn't it make sense that if your happy with your man she would be happy with some one alot like him. Its a running joke ( between my husband(, my self and my mother) that my husbands father and my mother would be great together. Its a joke considering hes married ( she is deff not on my favorite person list). Be happy that she found some one that makes her happy.
Arancaytar 0
What? This doesn't make them siblings. Also, the OP is obviously no longer living with her mother (or she'd have found out earlier) so they won't be living together like a family anyway. It's a weird surprise, but all the "sick/******-up" commenters are kind of stupid.
Sturmeh 0
Does incest come in to play with Step siblings? and what if this happened to a married couple by bad luck...
Stevieebabyy 0
Ahahaha. That sucksss.
harlehatschi 0
so?
xio123 0
doesnt that make yall step brothers & sisters ? lmaoo !
hat_fml 0
Get married to your boyfriend, then there might be some law that you can't marry a step brother LOL