Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Maybe his wife is so ugly he didn't want you to see her. Perfectly understandable! Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.
DameGreyWulf 1
Must have eloped
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Comments (44)
moopsy234 0
that happens to my friend...except it was the day before.
court0215 0
Atleast he told you. I found out from a friend that my father got remarried a year ago..I'm still waiting for him to tell me he got engaged 12 years ago.
dspadres 0
I don't see what the problem is. You think your life is ****** because your father got married and didn't make a big deal out of it? How does this shit get through?
beemer_boi 0
Okay so i found out my dad got married through facebook. Apparently this happens much more often than originally thought.
betseyville 6
i found out my dad got married about 6 months after it happened.
a34111 0
First.
susieQ1234 0
my father left me a terse message when my grandmother passed away on memorial day of this year.
darkmis1 18
I know how you feel-both times my father got re-married, he didn't even tell me-I found out through my cousins, who had been invited to the wedding. FYL for sure. p.s. there's a simple solution-don't tell your dad when you get married.
amberrxcore 3
could be worse, my dad got married and i found out over facebook.
mirage24_fml 0
So, in other words, your are saying that you and your dad are really close?
bask8ball 0
lol