Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
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Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
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Top comments
mattzawesome 28
Depending how severe it is, take it to HR. Maybe you won't have to deal with her in the workplace any more. I doubt she treats many of her co workers respectfully.
ragnarok1540 39
Your should have texted back something like "Yeah, that OP, what a ****!" Then you would have gained his trust and could get him to divulge some dirty secrets you could use against him in the future ...
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Comments (45)
MenAreFromVegas 5
Save the texts and show them to HR. file a grievance. all that good stuff. what kind of shitty boss is that?
Shade1982 21
I don't think you can really do anything about it, except for maybe ask for an apology. He is, after all, allowed to have his own opinion about employees and is allowed to talk about them you know.
Noblemother1969 7
keep your enemies close
suznmar 16
Please post what he said!
AdamTodddBrown 11
Well you're probably a shitty employee then. Now you know how to fix that.
ndaguanno 17
I'd want to call said boss out but would be afraid of it possibly backfiring, and your boss terminating you for blackmailing them
rogerover 19
Opportunity to fix what he doesn't like You will soon be the boss