Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
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Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
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Top comments
mattzawesome 28
Depending how severe it is, take it to HR. Maybe you won't have to deal with her in the workplace any more. I doubt she treats many of her co workers respectfully.
ragnarok1540 39
Your should have texted back something like "Yeah, that OP, what a ****!" Then you would have gained his trust and could get him to divulge some dirty secrets you could use against him in the future ...
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Comments (45)
masschris 17
Report it to h.r and take your bosses job and rub it in their face
df21312 21
at least it wasn't nudes
AviShtap 20
What if it were nudes AND shit-talk? That would be interesting...
football98_fml 20
Time to start looking for a new job
lvg_fml 10
Always best to know what the "enemy" is saying. I would wait to see if your boss addresses the issue with you. If not, definitely approach him/her to discuss it
YooperTransplant 8
If your boss has issues with your performance it's probably important for your continued employment to address them. If they never told you about these sober, that's their fault for being a bad boss but the problems are still there. If it was just useless complaints that don't give any sign of what to fix, then oh well.
Emiweb 9
Colleague did this to me recently. It was a pretty lame text so I let it slide. In your case it's incredibly inappropriate of them. Depending on your job, etc, I'd certainly raise it with HR.
embracingsilence 15
Take it to HR.
wanderer_alone 8
Take that to HR
Taolan 23
Don't you just love it when they just hand you prime blackmail materiel?
ELoni_fml 25
Congratulations, you are now in a great position for negotiating some paid vacation days!