Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with five other women. FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
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sarcasmismyno1 22
Maybe he's really struggling and needed someone to talk to?
Clay201 4
ive been involved in BDSM groups for 18 years and the only people ive met with STDs got them from vanilla partners. The man got an STD by having sex with an infected partner, not from spanking someone.
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Comments (28)
RedCronos 17
Now you won't be left wondering.
linzfinz337 22
It sounds like he might have been overcompensating for his absence by oversharing with you.
sarcasmismyno1 22
Maybe he's really struggling and needed someone to talk to?
Clay201 4
ive been involved in BDSM groups for 18 years and the only people ive met with STDs got them from vanilla partners. The man got an STD by having sex with an infected partner, not from spanking someone.