Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML
Today, after spending a few weeks getting to know my birth father and thinking he seemed decent, he's realised my adoptive parents aren’t rich and no, I can’t lend him a few grand. Now, he’s vanished and written several nasty Facebook posts about not being able to trust family. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML
Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML
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Top comments
TrinityisLife 22
Witty response? None. That sucks ass and I know from experience how disappointing that is.
chocolateisyum 12
What a rubbish father. I wouldn't bother ever talking to him Again.
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Comments (48)
amandathecreator 22
Stop being so selfish.. Just kidding lol way to stick up for your self he doesn't deserve a daughter ! Your better off without him hunny
badluckdawson 19
Hunny really?
amandathecreator 22
Yeah hunny it's called thinking she's better than her scumbag father who hasn't been in her entire life so **** you asshole have some compassion
feelingold 18
Mmm hunny. If it's good enough for Winnie the Pooh it's good enough for me.
chuckcloninger 12
Makes you realize that your Mom had a "stupid moment" or two way back then, eh?
bostongirl77 5
My daughters dad has never seen her for his own reasons and it's stories like this that reminds me that there are reasons for everything.
MissWhitneyB 17
Good job :). He doesn't deserve anything from you or the right to be called a 'father'. Smh.
jw90 18
I too have a piss poor excuse for a father.
xAkonz 10
Just because he is your father doesn't mean he's your dad. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way OP.
jayebird66 5
Sometimes it's better that the dad isn't present. Especially if he isn't a good role model. OP was probably lucky to not have that man in her life. She seems to have done well without him being there.
perdix 31
Hey, wouldn't it have sucked if he turned out to be a great guy and you've missed out on being with him all those years? It's all for the best that he turned out to be a big, fizzy douche!
Pesticides 19
yeah op. it's good that you opened and closed that door in your life. (so to speak)
queerdragon 20
My best friend met his father for the first time last year. The guy tried to move in with him, borrow money for drugs, and hit on my friend's wife. The bio dad was taken away in cuffs by the police.
noelasis94 18
I'm sure he'll pay you back, don't you think?