Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
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lolmigosh 15
Maybe he's talking about something else?
MEM0817 18
After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"
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Comments (166)
28already 2
You don't know if he was talking about you.
Amranih 20
Time to get over him
mete_orito 34
Even if he wasn't talking about you, that guy is a worthless dick. Move on OP, surely you will find someone who deserve you.
browniey 11
Might not be towards you, OP. I had a similar story. But this time the guy was gay as he claims, I was being friendly and texted him. He then went on fb to change his status to being with someone...
kr2778 7
Omg you poor thing. That sucks!! He's not worth your time!!
ILoveMyArm 15
If he was a child then I would be quite concerned with OP's choice of men.
ItsMeToya 7
I felt really sympathetic for you until I saw your location.
MoeGro 6
I'm gonna go with maybe it wasnt about you. But if you think it is then bump him you better off without the douche.
capnbzarr 43
Your new status: "Passive-aggressive douchebags really piss me off"
Axel5238 29
While the timing is terrible I have a feeling it wasn't about the OP. It is possible and likely he has a female friend that can't take the hint and wasn't directed at you especially if you only messaged him once or twice to discuss hanging out. E