Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
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Top comments
lolmigosh 15
Maybe he's talking about something else?
MEM0817 18
After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"
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Comments (166)
ImAFaker 29
To*
soupermeal 10
To be fair, it could have been about anybody. Chin up!
worldclassrager 41
Well you got a date...that's good right?
Uramonkey 11
To be fair. Number 3 Said pretty much the same thing and got a shit ton of thumbs up. It all depends on how quick you post and your wording.
RonnieG 10
all you ladies dealing with douche bag assholes like this: NEWS FLASH! You all deserve better. Stop giving these guys the time of day, you deserve better.
graceinsheepwear 34
To everyone saying maybe it was about someone else, you don't really believe that, do you? With that timing? And they didn't set up a date or plan--he agreed to hang out "sometime." That's a brush off if I ever heard one. Sorry OP. You seem to have misread something somewhere.
NakedPixels 15
I'd confront him about it.
LlamaAlana 6
Hope you stood him up then
asherm 15
So if he does ask you to hang out sometime, say you have other plans- like all the time! Show him you're not desperate. But sounds like he's not worth your time anyway, even if he wasn't talking about you. A real good guy wouldn't say stuff like that about "bitches". Sorry OP, it sucks to like someone and then see their true colors.
Bcfrmkc816 17
What a jerk. There those of us that so know how to treat a woman like she should be