Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
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lolmigosh 15
Maybe he's talking about something else?
MEM0817 18
After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"
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Comments (166)
pedinhuh 23
Next time try to date a guy who is not a complete asshole, but atleast you dodged that bullet...
the_real_dvd 21
Any guy who talks about women like that isn't worth your time. Your better off not even doing anything with him.
Blahblah9921 4
screw tht jackass
Bcfrmkc816 17
That really sucks he shouldn't have done something as dumb as that. I mean comon he spent time chatting with ya and then does that. Well that makes us honest guys look like them
sietseld 13
A desperate girl is one that would settle for any guy. If he thinks you are desperate, that means he doesn't think very highly of himself. Unless you talk to him often (and it sounds like it was your first time), then I would assume he is talking about someone else.
curlytop101 23
Aw :( I'm sorry :(
MostDope11 7
loll ahh man that sucks
thathippieshitt 0
Maybe it wasn't about you But you know, if the shoe fits, go ahead and wear it.
iwasborn_naked 14
I know this type of guy.. you're probably the first girl to speak to him like that for awhile but he likes to seem popular so he'll post statuses like that too seem like so many chicks talk to him. steer clear op not worth the drama!!
N0hbody 6
Let's consider this: the timing is ridiculous...he must be a inconsiderate, probably moronic, ***** if he was throwing it at somebody else and doesn't even think that you might take it the wrong way. So, I'll assume that he's a true douche. If I were you, I'd be laughing at him. He's a chicken...I'd spam his timeline with chickens. Uh...anyways what're you saying FML for? - are you blaming yourself for not noticing his banality sooner or are you seriously listening to him? If you are then, please for the love of every single real man out there, don't. PS: Sorry. First post...'tis hard not to go overboard. ^.^