Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
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lolmigosh 15
Maybe he's talking about something else?
MEM0817 18
After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"
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Comments (166)
migueljm5 18
Ouch OP, at least now you know you are coming off as kinda needy
brittyboo123 35
He's not worth it OP :)
speakoutloud76 1
Girl, forget him! He obviously does not deserve your precious time or energy! Don't let him dent your self image, just drop the crush and move on.
smartkid33 3
Oh my god. You don't deserve that.
hancesolo 7
Honestly if he's the type of rude, cowardly guy who posts passive-aggressive facebook statuses he wasn't even worth the time it took to have that conversation. You'll find someone better!
edbighead1 1
Damn... that's hurtful, I'd never scoop that low and insult someone
mina73 0
what Op needs is revenge! she could consider telling everyone that he has a three inch penis ( when erect) look on the bright side Op at least you know what a spineless, cowardly twat he really is!
Yeliab333 20
If you guys agreed to hangout and the convo went well I doubt he was talking about you. Keep your head up OP:)
CaptainBlack 18
He probably was talking about something else. Either that or you're not very good at gauging conversations :p Seriously though I've been in similar situations where I get done talking with a few people at once and I want to post a status about something completely unrelated, but I didn't because I knew it would be misinterpreted as an insult to one or more of the people. Gotta be aware of what you're saying, sometimes it can have unintended consequences.
pedinhuh 23
Next time try to date a guy who is not a complete asshole, but atleast you dodged that bullet...