Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
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RosaOnThis 0
Get better friends.
perdix 31
Aw, honey, that stings! At least you ended up with a sweet-tasting foot, which you could lick after they amputated it.
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Comments (66)
killabee 0
Hey it would have been funny if he didn't step in the hive. (Actually after a little time has passed I think it will be funny especially bc of the bees. ) But yes FYL, ouch.
currychicken 4
why was the hive on the floor?
sosadrightnow 4
......... it was on the ground outside.
Drummer389000 0
Well that sucks.
flgirlwguitar 2
Were you sober? If not, YDI Not here to make assumptions, but every story I here that ends with "my friends carried me off" begins with "I was passed out drunk."
weezybaby22 0
some friends...
hasty_D 0
yeah, they are a bunch of assholes for doing that...if someone ever did that to me, i would yell at each one of them and **** em up on something.
55isalive 1
you must be a really heavy sleeper with really mean friends
cutie467 0
haha buzzzzz
CallMeHush 1
I know it stings but you should really bee happy that it didn't turn out worse. You could have been raped by a bear out there all alone.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Nice friends you've got there. Time to get new ones?
Sekococo 0
i think you just crush the secret honey for honey cherio good job OP >:(