Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiance lost his shit when I told him that I’ve decided to go to nursing school. He claims that all nurses are cheating whores and that if I become one we’re through. His source? The troglodytes that thrive in the bowels of the internet. All because one guy got his heart broken by a nurse. FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML
Today, after switching careers to nursing, I got feedback for my first assessment. It indirectly implied, "Don't think like a doctor when you're studying nursing, don't diagnose patients." I barely passed and I'm only now realizing why my family was pushing me to go to med school. They know me better than myself. FML
Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, I realized I freaking hate my career. I've only got through a semester, but I feel like I can't end the four years it takes. FML
Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
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elisabeth1_fml 0
At least he finished. I'm a nurse and knew a few who quit half way through. He's always got it if he changed his mind later.
Flutequeen 0
He should have known at least half way through is courses that he didn't want to be a nurse.
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Comments (95)
BighornB 0
Make him pay you back every dime you paid out.
tmaisarah 0
Douche.
livedandlaughed 10
Ouch, just advice him that his next career choice will be paid with his blood, sweat and tears while working a nursing job.
loopsy_fml 14
If you worked so hard for nursing school, imagine grad school, muddle school, high school, college!
mrscohol 3
lol. That's what I first thought she meant.
loopsy_fml 14
You should have asked him during the year
Sadfacesenior 5
What. A. Dick.
reallywhyme99 2
as i see it hes grown just go up to him and beat the shit out of him
faith94m 5
bitch slap the shit out of him.
pike1346 3
I'd tell him he better start loving it
mrscohol 3
Wow. Seriously. Should have figured that out a loong time ago! I wish my parents could afford to pay for school for me! I'd do anything!