Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiance lost his shit when I told him that I’ve decided to go to nursing school. He claims that all nurses are cheating whores and that if I become one we’re through. His source? The troglodytes that thrive in the bowels of the internet. All because one guy got his heart broken by a nurse. FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML
Today, after switching careers to nursing, I got feedback for my first assessment. It indirectly implied, "Don't think like a doctor when you're studying nursing, don't diagnose patients." I barely passed and I'm only now realizing why my family was pushing me to go to med school. They know me better than myself. FML
Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML
Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML
Today, I realized I freaking hate my career. I've only got through a semester, but I feel like I can't end the four years it takes. FML
Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
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elisabeth1_fml 0
At least he finished. I'm a nurse and knew a few who quit half way through. He's always got it if he changed his mind later.
Flutequeen 0
He should have known at least half way through is courses that he didn't want to be a nurse.
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Comments (95)
ChantelRenaeee 0
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How ungrateful
EvilPotato 15
Slap that hoe OP!
theten_fml 9
*SMACK* "Someone get a nurse! My son is hurt!"
MrKlutch 1
What a waste of effort. Scumm
RussianFox 13
That's ridiculous if he really didn't like nursing he would've realized sooner instead of putting you through all that crap.
rkmepm 16
Hey ops son is a murse!!
fthislyfe 22
He realized that NOW? I dropped medical school the very first year to avoid this. But my parents wanted to force me to continue study medicine. Maybe you did the same thing. Or maybe your son is just too stupid.
shannonreneee 11
This is why it's stupid for parents to pay for tuition. They take it for granted. When my kids go to uni I will be putting my blood sweat and tears into my retirement fund.
WhoIsThe 7
What a bitch...
Tsunami87 17
Surely he knew what he was getting into before spending $$$$ on a 4 year course...
friedchkn97 4
I'm in 8th grade also....I think ur pretty
nalia18 8
You didnt let him finish "but im doing it for my "insert mom/dad" cause "insert he/she" is awesome!!
LiyIa_fml 8
Your son is an ungreatfull little bitch. Smack him and kick him to the curb, maybe then he'll realize what you went through for him.
ChantelRenaeee 0
i wouldnt want to be your child.
rcbarnes 24
LMAO!
Luxord33 8
Lol way to find a subtle silver lining!
young_stud 14
please dont ever have kids
nohugs4u 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Better sooner than later though, fyl
iliketurdles 7
Graduation party is sooner? Seriously? You think that's not too late? Don't breed.
lemon_phat 11
****! i accidentally thumbed this up....
fthislyfe 22
OK I will thumb it down on your behalf.
Stonedmanalex 0
42 - Lol your on the internet man
NeatNit 33
Sounds like something I would do.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah you would. Spending your life to become a chef and then bam! You don't want to do it anymore because you might die for getting mistaken for a slice of cheese and eaten. It's okay bro, "I haz ur bak!"
Ghostkiller12345 9
3:You sound like a spoiled kid.
smurfsarwales 9
^^lolwut? Don't worry mr.sassypants I still love you!! (no ****) Your comment probably had some deeper meaning I didn't understand.
TeamCatastrophe 3
Silly! Cheese can't become a nurse.
Flutequeen 0
He should have known at least half way through is courses that he didn't want to be a nurse.
supersixfour 7
Sounds like its a... *puts on sunglasses* Terminal career YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
xosportsgirl14x 8
57- that was really dumb.
iSmerf 7
Shit happens.
JennyBear101 0
Ya totally I mean and to have the nerve after he know how much time hismom spent to pay he tuition that he says he first to be a nurse UNGRATEFUL
elisabeth1_fml 0
At least he finished. I'm a nurse and knew a few who quit half way through. He's always got it if he changed his mind later.
Mornai 32
At least he has the experience and could possibly get such a job if he fails in the vocational world even if he doesn't like it.
Buttsexpirate 9
Beat the love of nursing into him with a stethoscope!
leadman1989 16
Or a used bed pan. ;p
raphdragon02 8
good thing he wasnt studying architecture.
missmurderx 8
What?
Miss_Attitude96 24
Then why didn't he switch his major while in college? If he hated nursing or "mursing" if you will.
bad_chiquita 5
Tell that Focker who's boss!
mishkaroni 15
I see what you did here and I lol'd nice!