Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML
Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML
Today, I received a letter informing me that my husband is considered fit to work and will be receiving reduced benefits. He was rushed to hospital yesterday and has a tube in his throat temporarily breathing for him. I’m sure a nice desk job will suit him just fine then. FML
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almedalove 0
Divorce
MCVelvet1497 3
And you married him because ...
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ImInABox 6
I think there's something to treat that..
ktateprado 0
A swift kick to the balls.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
A roundhouse kick to the face.
commietaco 0
immmaginnnattiioonnn
ktateprado 0
^ damn it i was about to say that.
konto4 1
It's probably his house. Why should women be allowed to own houses anyway?
vDisaster 2
Ahahha word 44
sxe_beast 11
Breaking up with him...
Newboyz00185 0
Viagra?
demoon_fml 7
Divorce? (:
YacL 15
A good talking to?
ferkthat 0
It's called a divorce.
thamade 4
Interesting how ur comment gets -2 and the comment right below u with the same content has 58likes... Ur boobs ain't gonna help with a face like that
almedalove 0
Divorce
goaliemkl123 8
If she took his shit she'd get.........nothing, his ass is poor AF
WIZchild 0
Dont blame him...you should have chosen a diff career obviously..atleast he gets offers
customparachute 0
i dont see whats the problem. if he gets job offers like that, and can afford to turn them down, then maybe, just maybe, he worked his ass off in college? i would be greatful, ydi
steven107 7
Why would you do something you don't like doing? Sure 100K is good but if you don't like doing the work then why do it at all?
notthatlucky 0
in this economy? are you ******* crazy?!
shelbygordon44 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You'll live OP. Just don't get your panties in a knot.
MCVelvet1497 3
And you married him because ...
ktateprado 0
He had a big dong.
hoodasswhitekid 0
a big lazy dong
Kamon97 23
YDI for marrying him and choosing your job field you knew what you were getting into so don't complain
Fx13mz 7
Dump his ass. A hard working woman like you deserves much more.
bthomas0319 2
You don't really just "dump" your husband...
ktateprado 0
You kill him.
americanhoney4 6
^^ lmao:)
chuckychan 8
or you can wipe his ass too?
portcaveman 5
I agree with 6
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
Well I guess if you killed him you would dump him... In the lake
heyhihello95 12
Then stop paying for things for him and remind him just how broke he's going to be without a job.
lilxsexii 4
it probably would be depressing.
Grown_swag_Flow 3
Werd especially if you got a office job thats buggin
cufaoil 11
I think I'd rather be depressed at work earning 100k a year, than be depressed because I'm unemployed, and can't even find a job that will cover the bills....
LiftedxChevy 0
Agreed^^
BrittyBFMV 0
dude with 100k a year I'm sure he could find things to amuse himself.
Matty1188 6
It doesn't say he's not employed at all. Maybe OP is just being greedy. The husband can choose where he wants to work.
ktateprado 0
If you're making 100k you should be GLAD to work there.
cufaoil 11
#164, true, it doesn't say anything about his employment status. However, the "come home to this lazy dick" would imply that he is not gainfully employed
aeshleyrose 6
Nursing is one of the most selfless, hardworking professions. Your husband sounds like an asshole. Leave him and use your money to pamper yourself.
shelbygordon44 7
And this is one huge reason why this world is turning into absolute shit. Selfishness and the love for money... I appreciate you OP however for being in the medical profession, it's rough as hell in there. Good luck with your husband.
BelleBelle_fml 11
I am a nurse and it's the hardest thing I've ever done but I wouldn't change it for anything. I absolutely love being a nurse!
Confuciussay 6
At least you get paid in nursing. In the military, the only guarantee is that you get a free funeral, housing and you leave some money to your dependents.
monkeylove13 0
I agree with you (:
moose4hire 4
that is completely false, you're also guaranteed 2 paychecks a month at a fixed rate based on your rank and extra pay if you're married and don't live on base housing
annasworld 3
oh ya working at mcdonalds is much less depressing
Doomsday9616 2
Wow, I think I can see a divorce in the near future