Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML
Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
anonymous_kenie 7
Hey sometimes life is hard
bloodierframe30 16
Wow. I'll call that a 'Hard' time
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yourwifelovesme 25
50 shades of ink lol
jaybone87 8
Thats messed up
howdoilogin 9
That's what you get for getting a tattoo.
RageAwakened 6
Nice opinion. Now shove it up your ass.
whatwhyhoo 10
I think OPs age is important to know.
r00nie 10
What were you getting tattooed?
QU33NOFAWKWARD 16
so you're into the kinky stuff
HolyOtter 5
I my self got my first tattoo today, but no erection from it.
protoskore 27
and for the next life lesson: was the tattoo artist a guy or a girl?
dachayke 16
They were a zombie.
Llama_Face89 34
Hey zombies have genders too. Racist bastard. XD
katt_is_here 24
#107, I laughed at that harder than I probably should have.
zombiekitten87 12
Awkward as that is, I'm sure the tattoo artist is either used to it or has seen stranger things.
picturescrazy 24
I kind of felt aroused when I got my tattoo done, I don't think it's that uncommon to be honest.