Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette outside and kept thinking I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. I would look and there was nothing there, so I kept brushing it off. Finally I figured out it was an earwig crawling through my hair. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
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nhbasskid13 23
And why didn't you try to kill it?
mangobbler 11
Perhaps it is time to have the office checked and possibly "sprayed" to get any creatures out. Anyway, that was kind of rude, not to mention disgusting, from the woman's behalf. Hope things get in order quick, OP.
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Comments (86)
Rissa11 9
Wtf. Why didn't you kill it??
cactusdesu 15
What do earwigs look like?
squideth 18
It's called "google", use it.
Xotoolyxo 16
Why didn't you just kill it when you saw it crawling away!?
jellenwood 35
Earwigs usually like damp, dark places as Wikipedia states. I don't know why it would have chosen her glasses case.
sanecatlady 13
I read on Wiki that some species of earwigs bite, and I remember being in my dad's garden just before going inside to my bedroom so that may be where I picked it up without knowing.
DickSniffer 13
Wtf is a earwig
Agordoni83 6
How did you not feel it crawling on you?
heavenkevin67 2
I'm an optician, and I can gladly say that has never happened at my shop.
happyfingers 15
Ummm... Why didn't you kill it?
jimmywithsalt 19
Grooooossssssss.