Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette outside and kept thinking I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. I would look and there was nothing there, so I kept brushing it off. Finally I figured out it was an earwig crawling through my hair. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
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nhbasskid13 23
And why didn't you try to kill it?
mangobbler 11
Perhaps it is time to have the office checked and possibly "sprayed" to get any creatures out. Anyway, that was kind of rude, not to mention disgusting, from the woman's behalf. Hope things get in order quick, OP.
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Comments (86)
Euphrates 10
So you watched t too and didn't kill it???
jasmine2301 25
Why the hell was there an earwig in a glasses case?
fooltemptress 36
They like to hide out in dark places. I bought a house that has been empty for awhile. The mailbox was full of them when I moved in.
DedicatedNova 13
I didn't even know such a bug existed.
Axipiter 24
Now you know!
Llama_Face89 34
And knowing is half the battle.
Kamon97 23
Some people are just plain disgusting >.>
jrock9093 18
You should of killed it
jasmine2301 25
'sigh'...
emirie 21
Should HAVE. Holy crap I hate it when people do that.
AngelLovesDerby 10
That is so fukin nasty sorry to hear Op :(
peggersmum 14
It's an earwig. Get over it.
Victoria_Tonai 8
I would've called her up with some nice words of wisdom
sanecatlady 13
One summer I was just lounging on my bed watching TV when I started feeling this very sharp pain on my bare leg. I looked and saw an earwig on it. I quickly swatted and sent it flying out of existence. I've been really afraid of earwigs since then, it's bad enough they have their big pinchers on their butt!
faichier_fml 3
Earwigs craving for human brains is just an urban myth. So relax OP, if you care that much about your brain, zombies are what you should worry about ! ;)