amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maebyf
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Perfect date
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
ahhhboys
Romania
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Madi
United States
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well everything is ruined now. Clearly you two were never meant to be together. This fart proves it. Return the ring and move back in with your parents.
AllucardLink 1
Who cares? People fart and him farting upset you? perhaps it was because he was nervous or perhaps he has digestive issues. if this ruined the moment then he is dodging a bullet! plus you can always leave that part out of the story IF yoy didn't say no over a stupid fart.
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Comments (34)
alycion 39
Might as well get use to it. The middle of the night serenade from the butt bugle brigade always seems to get worse after I do. It’s worse for him though, because I’m laughing for two hours and he can’t get back to sleep.
Dave_Davington 34
Yeah, you know what they say? Whoever denied it, supplied it.
silentbabydeer 10
I feel like this is F his L because he was trying to be romantic and wanted to purpose to you. I’m sure he was so nervous and excited all at the same time and I’m sure that he didn’t expect to fart as he was getting down to his one knee. I hope you didn’t leave him hanging without giving him an answer. What did you say? Did you say yes?!
Stiggy626 25
poor you.... I hope nobody proposes to me!
Rabite 28
People here really take stuff too seriously. I guess those are the same people who tell others to take a joke when something really bad happens.
Dthsapprntc 23
People have gotten so serious lately. OP isn't necessarily saying the fart ruined everything, she is just sharing a funny story. Stop being so overly dramatic people.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, that's a great story to tell everyone when they want to hear how he asked! LOL!
Akitakat 31
My boyfriend spilt a drink all over the table, floor & me while preparing to propose. We’ve been married for 22 years & still love telling the story. ;o)
Phil 14
Okay really, you've never heard a guy fart before? It happens, especially when we're nervous. I hope that you weren't so superficial as to let that be a deal breaker. Because if you were, then you're not ready for marriage yet. Wait until you smell his morning breath. Life isn't like it is in the movies, where everyone wakes up with their teeth brushed, and their hair done.
isabella1998 8
How’s that an fml moment?