amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maebyf
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Perfect date
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
ahhhboys
Romania
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Madi
United States
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Top comments
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well everything is ruined now. Clearly you two were never meant to be together. This fart proves it. Return the ring and move back in with your parents.
AllucardLink 1
Who cares? People fart and him farting upset you? perhaps it was because he was nervous or perhaps he has digestive issues. if this ruined the moment then he is dodging a bullet! plus you can always leave that part out of the story IF yoy didn't say no over a stupid fart.
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Comments (34)
alienblair 4
Okay, and? He's human, that stuff happens sometimes. Especially when you're nervous and getting yourself in an awkward position. If you get married you're gonna have to hear and smell his farts for the rest of your life.
zuckerburg 21
Cute! he was nervous!
Blunt person 16
Why is this an fml? Everybody farts. Don't be such a stuck up prick
Quasita 26
If this was the event in my life, the answer would depend on how audible said fart was. If it was unmistakable... Maybe a fart in return is order. Knowing me, if this was my life experience, I'd probably started amassing fart-themed presents immediately and it would become one of the many inside jokes for my relationship. Though in all seriousness, I'm going to guess the boyfriend, unless he's a OG prankster, wasn't planning on blasting the butt trumpet when he proposed so he's likely absolutely mortified that that moment is immortalized by his colon.
Cat Von C 4
Seriously? Laugh and move on 🤷🏼♀️
AmbrosiaFan 19
LOL... so?
Gofuckyourself 24
So he passed some gas and made you sad? It's natural to pass gas, don't be such a jerk about it.
dreamingwolf1981 7
This would be a nightmare for me. Poor guy