Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML
Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML
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Top comments
WTSchool 0
You 'politely screamed'? I never knew people could scream... with manners.
DisappearingRose 18
haha, that sucks. I would've gotten mad too though
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Comments (280)
konpaito 5
you should have sprayed them with water.
beetman5 4
just call the police for disturbing the peace. he can't honk like that in a suburban area.
anaisnin 0
I hate when people just sit in their car and honk instead of taking their lazy asses to the door and knocking. Especially early in the morning. It makes me want to punch them in the mouth.
xKadenIsBr00talx 0
hahahaha i love the OP. "i hate people." :)
still_thinking 0
rofl
emptyxsmoke 0
kick some ass
lindseytaylor201 0
hahahahahah that's hilarious.
bigbadtim 7
Your neighbor's friend must really be horny.
CraZyxo5665 0
as cheesy as that was I laughed.
ayylash 0
I see what you did there
xxxD3M0Nxxx 0
i think i deserve your phone number. ; )
alyssaax3 0
I love how they said "politely" when they used it in caps and said the f word. niice.