Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
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Top comments
kirstinnx3 0
wtf??? why would you share that? nobody caressss.
thatoneguyinca 0
OH NO!!!! How will you be able to live!?!??! stupid. *******. post.
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georgegnarlin 0
Step 1: Remove notebook from lap. Step 2: Place laptop on newly empty lap. The end.
nateshannon1 4
oh em gee friends guess what! i wrote my notes so neat i want all my friends on fb to know what a douche i am.
cantbechanged 4
Obviously heat melts ink. Who doesn't know that? Sure you weren't thinking at the time, but be more alert next time you take notes.
maigan332 14
Why would your Facebook friends care to see your notes?
xgardian 15
YDI for wanting to share notes on facebook
JHPugh 19
Well, YDI because first, nobody cares. Second because you should be paying attention enough to 95% recreate notes after you take them. SorryNotSorry
marthamydear23 9
nobody on Facebook cares about your stupid notes. get over yourself
GumStickExtraGmail 22
an erasable pen? you mean a pencil?