Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Top comments
thatsux23 0
he's pretty good then hhaha
Lone_Wolf_099 5
to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?
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Comments (250)
Kaitasaur 0
Wow haha. Sorry.
duchesse427 0
lmfao, i never heard of that before
_Hello_Zombie_ 0
haha interesting. is he a metrosexual? haha :D
fucckmyliifffee 0
Haha wow. I would of played along and moaned out my name too if I were you. He probably got confused along the way and thought he was jacking off? Lmfao. Still it's funny
Itakje 0
OMG!! thats awesome!!
at0micmin3r 23
Perhaps he's so "on" he turns himself.... on... o_O I call neutral there. Sorry.
Kheelz 3
Haha!! Too funny. His own name? Is that like some type of like gay fantasy with himself? or some like twisted form of incest? funny!!
Midnightpearls 13
there's another FML, by a guy, saying that he was getting turned on by his girlfriend moaning out his name, was thinking about it, and accidentally said his own. same person? =D
soccrplease 1
he probably likes hearing his name and just said it on accident
oatmeal_boi 6
If you're not already concerned, you should start getting concerned verrrry quickly.