Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
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Fucked4Life 0
I agree with #4, thats some sort of ego when you get your own name tattooed on your arm.
mikeyellenlee 0
Why would you get your name tattooed on you? Just in case you forget it? And if you're boyfriend doesn't know how to spell your name after five months, then you should get rid of him. Wow, get some sense.
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ppl2ppl 4
Dude you should have check in the first place but Jesus **** he should know by now how to spell your name it's been how long??? If you have a short name that is not too hard to spell I believe that calls for a swift hit to the balls :P
ppl2ppl 4
#53, ok seriously there was really no need for a friggin grammar lessen that was probably the most pointless fml comment that you could have done, why the hell would you correct the misspellings and stuff on another persons comment? Must not have a life, it seems.
ppl2ppl 4
Oops, sorry #53, I meant LESSON, thought I would correct that before you went ahead and corrected it for me. :P
Mikex125 7
^ bitch.
VcZ91 2
that's funnyyy haha
longtimesunshine 4
18 yrs, 5 month relationship
brand2017 9
I know im really late in commenting, but thats exactly why i dont have a tattoo yet. When i get it, it will be done by a professional, i will have designed it myself, and i will make sure the person knows what the hell they are doing. I dont want a tattoo i regret
sulitak 27
even pros make mistakes. then there's also the chance that you can be allergic to ink and it won't look just right... But as for the regret aspect, just remember : at one point in your life its EXACTLY what you wanted. it will tell the story of who you were at that point
hardcorepuppy 8
Ego much lol just kidding everyone else said it :) so yeah your name could be long and hard to spell. At least he got the name right.
apocalyptica_fml 9
Sorry OP, ydi. When ever you get a tattoo with words, especially a name, you always have to double check the spelling on the stencil before the artist comes near you with the ink, whether or not they are your partner.
carolineform 8
Punch him