Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my son told me he got a tattoo to honour our German heritage. The bloody fool got an eagle and swastika on his arm. I had to explain to a 20-year-old what WWII was. He’s now researching laser removal. Idiot. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a Bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
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BigCrawley 5
No ragrets.
julfunky 29
Take comfort in knowing it’ll fade more quickly than a tattoo somewhere else. With hands washing and general use, hand tattoos get faded.
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Comments (11)
julfunky 29
Take comfort in knowing it’ll fade more quickly than a tattoo somewhere else. With hands washing and general use, hand tattoos get faded.
BigCrawley 5
No ragrets.
peithecelt 28
I thought that word was spelled regerts?
RichardPencil 32
I guess he has regerts now. The best place to go for tattoo repair is Chi-tonw. Hopefully, the misspelling will become accepted alternatives like “thru” and “light” and “libary” and “Febuary.”
Sinshine 28
What's wrong with light? o.O
RichardPencil 32
It’s supposed to be “lite,” duh!😂😂😂
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Az lon az the tatoo is in gud tast, i rely dont se a problim wif won grammer mistak.
TxKitten79 10
*groan* lol.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You would if you wanted a tattoo that said "I love ducks", and got one that said "I love dicks".
AmbrosiaFan 19
So what was misspelled. And, maybe it was that way for a reason? At least I hope it was...