Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
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Fucked4Life 0
I agree with #4, thats some sort of ego when you get your own name tattooed on your arm.
mikeyellenlee 0
Why would you get your name tattooed on you? Just in case you forget it? And if you're boyfriend doesn't know how to spell your name after five months, then you should get rid of him. Wow, get some sense.
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Comments (81)
cyaneyedangel 2
My husband is a tattoo artist, has a degree in graphic design, owns his own 8 seat tattoo studio, and has a ongoing series of graphic novels published. Something tells me you didn't really think about your comment before you posted it.
cyaneyedangel 2
My husband is a tattoo artist, has a degree in graphic design, owns his own 8 seat tattoo studio, and has a ongoing series of graphic novels published. Something tells me you didn't really think about your comment before you posted it.
sykokitti 15
ydi what moron lets anyone free hand tattoo on them
graka 0
Are you a narcissist, op? YDI.
leswcst 4
*spelt lol fail
tmbfan 11
Happy Birthday Rick!
mrme442 1
what do you have against bad sppelers
FreakenJewtastic 0
Being able to spell doesn't mean you go without human error. It's not like you've never made a spelling error... Hell, your grammar sucks and your comment isn't even slightly well written, so stfu. Really, if the person getting the tattoo doesn't look at the drawing before getting the tattoo, because I can assure you, almost no tattoo artists go freehand, and don't notice the spelling error or that the drawing ******* sucks, they totally deserve it.
malait 23
Freaken jewtastic: My GOD you're annoying! Please stop acting like a bitch, you're only fifteen years old and of you get too used to being a bitch you'll become one and no one will ever like you. Kthnxbai~
Angelice_fml 0
It's it's, not its.