billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Tylerdirdin84
Threesome
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Enjoy what you enjoy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
lovethateuropeanblood
Osaka, Japan
Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Rub her back while giving it to her doggy style. You’re both welcome.
Graeme David 12
Back rubs are a very intimate and passionate thing. Girls are turned on with intimacy. It doesn't surprise that our turns her on. But you should all what she actually wants sexually, let her guide you.
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Comments (14)
AmbrosiaFan 19
FOREPLAY. learn it!
J15237 25
Have you tried getting better at giving her oral sex?
RomeoJackson 8
try studying intimacy.. don't feel bad. learn how to please your female or just get a new one who is grateful for your actions. I'm alpha, I don't give a ****..I'll find a new bitch. I know how to please my females. study some stuff.. I did.