Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
23 is a little late to be noticing facial hair on a man. My guess is that your face was as smooth as a baby's butt through high school and in your early 20's, and your mom thought you were her little girl. She's crying over the pain and expense you are going to have to endure to have electrolysis so you can still be her daughter.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
To be honest, your dad probably feels the same way your mom does and that's why he yelled at you. Parents hate when their child grows up. It's inevitable, though. FYL
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Comments (71)
greendaygirl112 0
lol
SadinSherman 16
She didn't notice this before like when you left for college
Holy_ish 19
your mom is losin her baby boy its nartural
Jem777 6
You didn't make her cry, she made herself cry
kamareaux 24
Sounds like my parents..
ph8eyerucker 3
U should've beat up ur parents for being dumbasses. Embarrass their asses in public, they wont act up again.
cwl727 33
How does being a college student make you lazy
karacakal2 30
All mothers are like that dont worry about it.