Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I received two cards, one from my mum and one from my son, that my mum gave to him to give to me. My entire family said they couldn't be bothered going out for dinner for my birthday. My two 'friends' didn't even send a card, never mind a gift or want to meet up. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday, I celebrated it by cooking my favourite meal for my parents and sister, while they watched TV and house-hunted for my sister. I have yet to hear a happy birthday, receive a card, a present or a phone call. Oh, and my parents are on a diet, so they complained my cooking wasn’t "on their plan." FML
Today, on my birthday, I worked overtime because I haven’t celebrated my birthday in years. I got out of work and found a bunch of hate filled voicemails from my mom about missing my surprise party. She has never thrown me a party in my life; in fact I haven’t spoken to my mom in 7 months. FML
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FaraPjJammaz 13
Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?
Poopolicious 5
Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want
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SenpaiTaco 2
Walk up to her and say "me or the dog"
XxskyelovexX 13
But what does op do if she says "the dog"?
Major_General 10
As much as they love it, dogs shouldn't be fed pork.
DogStew 20
boo hoo! quit crying! You'll have plenty of other birthdays to hate too. my last 2 birthdays were horrible. I felt horrible for months afterwards too. on the bright side, you got to see a cute dog party! :-)
CharresBarkrey 16
Sounds like you need to take your own advice.
1happymummy 14
What a total waste of bacon.
andrew6p 19
Happy birthday op! Cheer up!
Meme1988 18
Happy birthday! You go buy your self a present from her money
NurseAbi 10
Happy birthday, you shouldn't give bacon to a dog, it's not good for them. It gives them diarrhoea. Fyl op.
CharresBarkrey 16
I give my dog bacon all the time and she digests it just fine.
isis_morrigan 18
A nurse should at least be able to correctly spell diarrhea.
karen1991 15
I vote for you to slap her till she blue and hand **** her soul....but that's just me.
laurel415 6
Poor OP Happy Birthday. Well at least when she's really old,& you have to take care of her you can just put her in a old Folks home. When she asks why show her your Post. (Bacon Cake? Who does that?)
unicornpower56 7
How is it that you say Mom but your from Australia? Don't you say mum there...?
CharresBarkrey 16
How is it you live in America but you don't say "y'all?" Same concept.