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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

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FaraPjJammaz 13

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?

Poopolicious 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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allisadawn91 8

Wednesday 5 December 2012 0:49

Moms are hurtful.

JH159753 21

Friday 18 October 2013 6:36

Look at humanity now. We're choosing dogs over children. Are we all becoming psychopaths?

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