Money, Smartphone and Technology: Butterfingers

Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 13:00 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I dropped a bottle when moving my cat supplies. and just my luck it fell onto my iPhone and broke the screen. I don’t have enough money to replace it. FML

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Wednesday 25 January 2023 3:26

Damn, this is why a protection plan against CATastrophic damage is worth it.

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