Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I received two cards, one from my mum and one from my son, that my mum gave to him to give to me. My entire family said they couldn't be bothered going out for dinner for my birthday. My two 'friends' didn't even send a card, never mind a gift or want to meet up. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday, I celebrated it by cooking my favourite meal for my parents and sister, while they watched TV and house-hunted for my sister. I have yet to hear a happy birthday, receive a card, a present or a phone call. Oh, and my parents are on a diet, so they complained my cooking wasn’t "on their plan." FML
Today, on my birthday, I worked overtime because I haven’t celebrated my birthday in years. I got out of work and found a bunch of hate filled voicemails from my mom about missing my surprise party. She has never thrown me a party in my life; in fact I haven’t spoken to my mom in 7 months. FML
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FaraPjJammaz 13
Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?
Poopolicious 5
Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want
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Comments (147)
Draxanoth 15
Parents these days just make me sick...DocBastard! Have you made a cure for gross stupidity yet? ( please say yes)
agonydrum 7
Sorry it's hard to understand you with doc's penis in your mouth
twinkiefeets 17
12-your pathetic
Shrike 24
54- Your grammar is pathetic.
CharresBarkrey 16
54 - Their pathetic what...?
redmane 21
12 - Doc is a trauma and general surgeon, not a medical researcher.
Kallian_fml 21
Maybe if you start barking, sleeping curled up at the foot of her bed and eating Kibble then you can have a bacon cake too?
ICastillo 25
Did you at least grab you a piece of the bacon cake?
BossPathfinderGM 14
I guess we know who's in the doghouse now.
gracehi 33
The dog must be cuter than you. Sorry, OP. :(
GottaLoveM 1
Sorry to hear that, OP. Happy Birthday, though :(
buca100 4
My birthday is tomorrow! Sorry about your birthday, it could be that they're trying to surprise you. If not, then happy birthday from the world of FML.
greeneyebeauty9 28
awh i'm sorry. happy birthdayyy, OP. throw yourself a birthday, buya cake, & proceed to throw it in your mothers face.
Partial 1
How old are you?
gregkingsley 4
It's truly a dog eat dog world these days.