Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
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Imawhalerider 0
at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.
bco12 0
what the hell?
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Comments (125)
swjeemtys 0
i actualy laughed out loud wen i read this..i could picture it.
GatorBites 0
Didn't see that one coming? Maybe you should have checked the mirror.
fanciesflutes 0
YDI, you are not supposed to pop your pimples duh
vooper 0
depth perception much? try again xD
bobbybgirl 0
HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ive done the exact same thing. hurts like a bitch tho
sublime93 0
I don't think this is possible. You didn't ram your head forward continously for it too get that jammed down your throat. & you wouldve snapped your head back (reflexes), unless you're retarded
ellysa_fml 0
Wtf fail.
willowpuff 0
I HAVE DONE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spongebobrocks 0
Where the **** did you get ******** from?? Wow, your mind is more decayed than I thought.
mushrooms_fml 0
i just assumed ur gay, buttfuck
spongebobrocks 0
I was gay, actually, till about a year ago... It's not something I'm ashamed of.
mushrooms_fml 0
Ya i figured. U seem like the type 2 walk around with a plug up ur ass.
spongebobrocks 0
Says the blow-up doll.
ScaryPants3 0
WIN spongebobrocks.
spongebobrocks 0
Thank you, ScaryPants xD
b182link 0
hahaha that was legit awesomeness spongebobrocks, you win
plexico 4
FML for all the rest of humanity that is was only "temporarily."