Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
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Imawhalerider 0
at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.
bco12 0
what the hell?
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Comments (125)
LearnToSpell 0
"Ur an idiot, obv i kno sarcasm, and yes u do think u kno everything and i find it hard 2 believe any1 can stomach coming within 10 feet of u" Quote, no life blonde named Amy, finnaly makes a sentence without 15 grammatical/spelling errors! This is one for the record, folks! The "Blow-up-doll" only made 13 this time! Lets all make a round of applause. Her mother must be so proud....
OlonixBAMF 0
OHYEAH, becuase we are all so cool for fighting via fmylife.com comments. -_-
Bdellophobic 0
YDI for popping your zits. ew.
busted_love 0
hahahahaha i had a great time reading all these comments, really i think this made my day! mushrooms, is it really worth your time to fighting people you will never in your life meet because of someones comment against yours, its the internet people will have opinions on everything. and everyone else, wow, this is too funny, you guys are sooo riled! its spelling, i'm sure she knows how, and she's probably just too lazy, and i'm pretty reading your guys' comments, you all made a spelling mistake in them. all of you need to just get lives... is it that big of a deal? oh, by the way, OP that sucks.
MrJojobinks 6
Good thing you're used to having things down your throat.
Cass_x 22
yup.. been there.. fyl
Doc_R 6
survival of the fittest my friend