Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
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Imawhalerider 0
at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.
bco12 0
what the hell?
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mushrooms_fml 0
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Omg that sucks!!!!!!!! That would hurt sso bad, ive done that before what i hit the toothbrush on sumthing and it gagged me but ive never lodged it in my throat. R u ok??? Damn that sounds painful!!!!!! Ive also had laryngitis b4 so i kno how it feels to not b able to talk, damn that sux!!!!!!!! Sorry about ur ailments!!!!! I kno the stress of pimples 2, but i always get rid of mine in a jiffy. Btw if u put toothpaste on ur pimples it usually dries them up pretty quick! Altho u might be afraid to go near toothbrushes and toothpaste now anyway, huh!!!!!!! Anyway good luck with that pimple and good luck with oyur toothbrush-jammed throat!!!!!! Btw at least ur throat is nice and clean now huh LOL!!!!!!
Bump_it 0
you need to be shot
mushrooms_fml 0
U need 2 drop dead now pleasse, stupid bitch #21
MadeOfAwesome 1
Do you think you used enough exclamation points?!!!!!
CheshireHalli 19
Please learn grammar and spelling... >_
ScaryPants3 0
I must agree with bump_it. That was a ridiculous comment.
Nai_fml 0
I don't think it's possible for her to learn grammar or spelling; she doesn't seem to have the attention span or intelligence to do so.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
I would expect no less from a blond named Amy.
mushrooms_fml 0
Dont be jealous that u want 2 date me but none of my kind would look at u, mr_tuff_guy!!!! And NAI - its 1 thing 4 u to argue with me in that initial convo but 4 u 2 follow me around???? Go away!!!!!!!!!
Nai_fml 0
I'm not following you around sweetie, don't flatter yourself. I happened to be reading the comments on this FML, and noticed that you had posted again. I'm not going to go away, either.
spongebobrocks 0
I think she doesn't want to spell correctly because she thinks that spelling the way she does is cool, and that good grammar is for hardcore nerds. And God forbid she's a nerd, they're unpopular and undesirable! By the way, Mushrooms, that previous sentence of mine, is something called sarcasm.
mushrooms_fml 0
spongebobrocks, is any1 in real life able 2 stand ur unbearable know-it-all douchebag personality, or r u kept locked up in a cage?
spongebobrocks 0
Yes, actually, and everyone comes to me for advice, because I obviously know how to give one. I'm not a know-it-all, sarcasm is something everyone knows. Or so I thought. But I was wrong. Obviously, there are people who don't know the meaning of it.
mushrooms_fml 0
Ur an idiot, obv i kno sarcasm, and yes u do think u kno everything and i find it hard 2 believe any1 can stomach coming within 10 feet of u
Nai_fml 0
Honey, I wouldn't want to come within one hundred feet from you, and I'd actually love to be within ten feet of spongebobrocks; that way I could give him a hug for being so awesome.
mushrooms_fml 0
And btw spongebobrocks, you give good one advice???? U make no sense dumbass And triumvirate, shut the **** up and **** off dumbass
mushrooms_fml 0
nai, anything 4 a bit of male attention huh???
spongebobrocks 0
Wow, not only can you not spell, you also can't read.
Nai_fml 0
No, I just think he's an awesome guy. I get all the male attention I want from my boyfriend
mushrooms_fml 0
"Yes, actually, and everyone comes to me for advice, because I obviously know how to give one." Read it, dumbass. Try making sense.
mushrooms_fml 0
"Yes, actually, and everyone comes to me for advice, because I obviously know how to give one." Or by "advice" did u mean "********"?
spongebobrocks 0
Hmm. Random correct spelling. Why is that?
ScaryPants3 0
Hey mushrooms, I really think you should just shut up and leave yourself. You're seriously just annoying and nobody cares what you say. Damn.
cucumberfabulous 7
Oh my ... yes!! She's back, I love it and Triumvirate ......LOL
tmptmptmp 0
Please stop holding down the shift key. One ! would have been enough
possumisawesome 0
Mushrooms - reading your comments hurts my eyes. Please, for the sake of everyone, learn to spell, read, and be grammatically correct. Please.
PhinsGirl 0
Mushrooms, you're just digging yourself a deeper hole. Should a twelve-year old even be allowed to enter this website?!
FallOutBrunnette 0
heehee yes she does how many exclamation points can you use in one long winded really annoying paragraph?
ccristina0001 0
LOLLLLL ah man....u guys are funny finally takes one n btw
Anonymous130_fml 0
I'm in 8th grade and surrounded by ignorant people like you. I guess its going to follow me throughout my life. Your typing discusts me. Spongebobrocks just rocked your shit. xD
Sadielovesyou 0
omg I remember that!!!!
Sadielovesyou 0
give her a break she was just being nice!! back off already!
Yourheadache 19
You were making it worse with every single comment.
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Please tell me where your address is...
J_ozzy22 2
I'm gonna jump in on the party late here guys and take Mushrooms side on this one. To be honest she is probably hotter then most of you will ever score, and i mean shes the kinda girl most people look at and only imagine. And im surounded by some hot girls but still dont feel like i got a chance. But seriously stop ganging up on one person
mangoboy1 19
I can't believe someone who talks like that is doing premed
colormeorange 0
You deserve it for popping your pimples. Especially since you're a guy.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
YDI for not popping your pimples!!!! thats disgusting!!!!!!!!!!
colormeorange 0
No, sometimes they scar and it looks terrible. Just put benzoyl peroxide on it and it's gone in a few hours.
DynamicDave 11
I guess I don't understad how the toothbrush moved down your throat just from moving forward unless you were like 2 inches from the mirror and the toothbrush hit the mirror. in which case, YDI
Gasperilla 0
hahaha, yeah I've done that before.
glassisass 0
i would do the same thing....
Zic_fml 7
That's why you don't pop the pimples, they dry and fall off. Unless the goo is what you're into.
JJawbreakerr 0
Ew, much? Popping pimples is gross and creates scars. Try Clean and Clear and stop your whining. Do you really need to see every detail of your pimple to lean THAT close into the mirror? OR did you just want to see the initial goo that squirts from it. *gag* Yeah. ******* gross. FYL & YDI.
whooooop 0
ohhh burnn lol
Lee002 8
haha I don't get zits on my face my skin is too dry hahaha
LemonFairy 0
I get zits BECAUSE my face it too dry... O_o
kewlcat 0
well you're only 14 trust me in about 6 months you'll start breaking out. my skin used to be like that until i turned 14.
GongButterfly 0
hahahahaha that comment made me laugh