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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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he had to do it sometime

Then u shouldve gotten better a long ass time ago

"I'll have a footlong on italian bread with umm… turkey, hold on, yaa I'm gonna break up with you, and I'll also have roast beef and american cheese on that."

"Hey babe, it's over - HEY HEY HEY NO ONION!"

Hey Mary.. .. Lettuce and Ham please I just wanna say... ...Mustard please That I am... ...Tuna as well Breaking up... ...Oh yes, chicken please With you.

bleedingglitter 24

That drives me insane. We didn't take your order if you were on the phone at the one I worked at.

I feel bad for the subway workers