Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
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blah_blah_shity 0
well thats what you get for dumping her instead of talking it out
aguar88 0
If you wanted her to try to talk it out, maybe you shouldn't have broken up with her to begin with.
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Comments (45)
munchly 17
I call fake, how would it be her mistake if HE broke up with HER?
ballinbri123 0
yu dump her n yu hope she realizes HER mistake??! get a life idiot
Madstar744 0
"HER" mistake?!
that_nerdy_sock 3
Well I guess it's good to move on. In this case, she did so very quickly. I doubt she loves him. She probably didn't have time to get to Know him.
Iellwen 12
I'd take a wild guess here and say that her mistake was, maybe, to cheat on him, hence the part where he broke up with her?
LilMissNYC 5
You broke up with her and you're hoping she realizes her mistake?? Wtf?? U totally deserved it dumbass.
natsaysheyyy 16
Her mistake? You said you broke up with her...
im_emile 4
I may not be right, but I'm guessing since he said he dumped her and that she realize her mistake, I'm guessing she cheated or some other mistake and he broke up with her but still loves her...?
Punkpoptart1119 20
HER mistake? You said you broke up with her..so wouldn't it be your mistake?
imazaari 12
Wait, YOU dumped HER and you thought that she needed to realize her mistake? What mistake? Her not dumping you before?