Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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gusgus36 5
maybe they were so drunk they won't remember. but umm yeah..no matter what...awkward... if they bring it up just say, whaaat?? we were downstairs watching a movie. haha guess you were more drunk than you thought!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Then what happened?
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Comments (60)
joa76 3
#17: Because rich, "sophisticated" people never get drunk...
jpest17 5
because you never considered it could be a black family.
Candace7 19
woah, are you saying a black family can't be sophisticated and rich??
randombitches1 0
1st of all maybe try doing it in a friends house, motel, public bathroom even lol????????/anything but the rents house....has movies taught u nothing these days...but hey u nvr know they coulda been so high off their nut(drunk) that they couldnt remember wat happened...dont look them directly in the eye
heathersmorin 0
now that's just sleezy.
randombitches1 0
me??????????
1two3four5six 23
having sex in a public ANYTHING is illegal. it's called public nudity.
mightymart 5
i cant decide weather i find his parents cool or creepy
Bofferding_fml 6
The weather is sunny.
capilot 10
I vote cool
JLhemyheart 3
wow so nasty parents wanting to see y'all in yalls bday sute
Ummvsangels 0
Im guessing his parent want a show...... Nice
m3gara52 0
#2 why do you get to decide what is or isnt an fml?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How do you not find your clothes? Weren't they on the floor?
bariforlife 0
very good idea!
TheTroller 0
**** you. Obviously your under a bad influence by your parents to have sex before your married. - The Troller
bailey2 0
what if u waited till u were married and they had a genitile diseise then u would pay for a divorce and a doctors appointment.
Protolisk 0
Sometimes, you gotta know when someone is a-trollin, it makes you look a little less dumb...
chrisx020296 0
shotgun;)