Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Today, I was disassembling a tent after a week of camping when I felt a crunch under my bare foot. I lifted up the tarp I was standing on to find a now squashed mouse. Mice are my favorite animals, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go camping again. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
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Top comments
iHappyFeet 11
more like **** the mouse's life
Wer3Wolf3 16
You should have been wearing sqeakers.
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Comments (74)
_minifty 15
OP I didn't need to know this I have a pet mouse omfl
DogeDogeDoge 13
Ew. That moused of felt weird. Just kidding, I hope the memory doesn't stay in your head too long OP!
1dvs_bstd 41
Just out of curiosity, where's the number 1 comment? I mean I know my math teacher might have been terrible but he counts from 1 at least.
roydashious 11
I feel sorry for the mouse
mduckie101 21
Oi... this should be interesting... follow up please!
theblindbandit 13
How could the mouse not sense you're going to step on it? *throws up*
MandieL 27
If she got to feel it's intestines, it is a pretty good bet that the mouse had already been dead for a while, they are small but it can still take a lot more force to squish them open like that, than someone stepping on it.
jqmalang 17
FML for the mouse.
xDrakeNinja 12
**** my life for mouse?
jqmalang 17
Did OP get hurt? You tell me, enlighten me. Why would it be an FML for OP?
jqmalang 17
Enlighten me for why it would be an FML for OP. Because for all I know, OP didn't get hurt at all.
jqmalang 17
FML OP?
sulvan182 15
R.I.P Stewart
Ichiya 29
They should throw him a Little funeral.
FalloutScrolls 25
Tom finally caught Jerry, I see.
worldclassrager 41
Time to wear shoes... How did you miss seeing it across the room?