Today, at 7am on a Saturday, my next door neighbor set up a preacher guy with a mic and large speaker. It's 2pm, and I can still hear him screaming about Jesus through my foam insulated walls and $300 noise canceling headphones. I can't sleep, and I'm injured so I can't leave home. That's my Shabbat ruined! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I sleep during the day because I work nights. My neighbors have a very loud wedding and reception in their backyard including a live mariachi band. FML
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
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DLBL 23
That's probably "Disturbing the peace," in most cities/towns in the US, except Minneapolis if the guy with the mic is Muslim leading a prayer.
FluffythePink 23
Find Dimmu Borgir and crank that shit up to 11. They'll try exorcising you but at least it'll be funny. Cradle of Filth is also good for upsetting bible thumpers, Venom, Samael or you could go for a classic like Rammstein.
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DLBL 23
That's probably "Disturbing the peace," in most cities/towns in the US, except Minneapolis if the guy with the mic is Muslim leading a prayer.
FluffythePink 23
Find Dimmu Borgir and crank that shit up to 11. They'll try exorcising you but at least it'll be funny. Cradle of Filth is also good for upsetting bible thumpers, Venom, Samael or you could go for a classic like Rammstein.
tiptoppc 21
Hook up loud speakers going out window in that direction and start blasting the muslim “call to prayer”. Reinforce it by turning towards mecca. That’ll piss them off if you participate and they can see it.