Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?
Airman1988 9
Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something
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Comments (37)
DocBastard 40
You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?
Angelrose2004 17
My 12 year old nephew took one of my sis's **** videos to school to show his friends. They confiscated the video and called my sis to come get it if she wanted it back. She went and got it. I'm ashamed for her. Hope that makes you feel a lil better, OP.
Calyx_fml 22
Better granny panties than a crotchless thong.
RedPillSucks 33
Or condoms or a vibrator
alexup24 13
or **** mags
LupeTabasco 5
Or a gun.
alexup24 13
or a venereal disease, just saying
HeyMondayAddict 4
How would a crotchless thong workout?
squarecircles 13
Guess that'll be the last time you forget to use Bounce, hey?
alexup24 13
"Th... those aren't mine..." Daughter: yes they are mommy, I've seen you in them! *teacher gasps*
michellenKG 5
So sexy
alexab1310 9
That's what you get for having granny panties.
therealslim 15
How dare you disrespect granny panties.
Snafuusmc 12
That's a WTF moment. Need a break?
SmeXikoE 3
Hey, be thankful it's not grade school! Otherwise, those "parent and teacher conferences" would be extremely awkward for you and painful for the teacher.
evilplatypus 39
Preschools often have parent/teacher conferences, as well. Believe it or not, there are still milestones children should be hitting and behavioral issues to address.
highonlife10 0
Just deny they're yours! "oh my visiting mom must have forgotten these"