Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.
BelleElle_fml 5
and you couldn't tell?
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Comments (192)
sgaske 3
YDI for being an airhead. No straight normal guys have conversation with a girl all night without making a pass, especially at a party.
CSMhXc 0
Couldn't agree with you any more
evolutionsfox 0
This, if the girl goes for it at a party, the guy has to be gay... or just really green.
supernice 0
guys can enjoy a conversation withoutmaking a pass, you might not know this but there are still gentlmen in the world.
Neon_Radikal 0
68 is right, and I lol'd because your username is also "supernice"
fishdontswim 0
Keep him around, he'll make a good BFF and tell it to you straight so you won't be so blind next time
mcrluverchick 9
nice, and um what kind of mascara do u use?? u have pretty eyes lol
BigL99 20
hahaha wow that's a classic
bmedds 0
agree with 17
protonosd 0
maybe op cant tell the diff
daviesha 0
the guy in the white super hot
wolfgirl18 3
wow a bunch of you guys are asses. I can always tell when a dude is gay most of the time its obvious but sometimes its kind of hidden im sorry that sux tho but hey it could have been worse least you didnt talk to him for a real long time then find out
dfarrey 0
I'm gay, and most people can't tell until I tell them. And I believe OP DID talk to him for a long time before finding out. They did have a "great conversation all night."
jplumbob 4
70 doubt it. your picture is what clued me in to you being gay. That hair????
dfarrey 0
I do have awesome hair. And yet, strangely enough, it never tips people off.
Shadzow 0
strait guys have long hair aswell..
ImTheAlpha 30
122- There's a bøy at my school that's as straight as a plank of wood, and his hair was to just below his shoulders. He also liked having his hair braided, which made him insanely popular with the girls.
opheliacomeback 0
So you made a great friend... Why is this FML worthy?
imsogangster13 0
damn all the good 1s r gay. GOD? Y DO U TORMENT US?!?!
Tadeusz_fml 5
Because of your annoying text speak.
Stevefett 0
27-nice sarcasm . lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
What sarcasm?
phatdaddy 0
#105- sarcasm : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain. Hope this helps you in the future.
ilux3 0
fyl indeed
tundraman07 0
shoulda looked to see if he had a stiffy