Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.
BelleElle_fml 5
and you couldn't tell?
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Comments (192)
TheComputerGuy96 16
How the **** could she know he was gay if he didn't tell her? Gay people are no different from straight people.
SinisterSheep 0
So go shopping with him. You have a great new friend.
Fling13 0
Holy crap this was the funniest thing I've read on the site in weeks, thanks for the laugh, sorry that your gaydar isn't working! At least you can use your new friend as a wingman to prevent this from happening again lol.
yogurtgirlie 0
u couldn't tell? never make the first move!
SexiLade22 0
This is definatly a "WIN".. now you have a real friend and shopping buddy!!!
pottie69 0
no, he screamed definately gay
Namenlos_fml 20
Either your gaydar is broken, or you're gullible enough to believe his lie. either way, pretty sad.
vivek585 5
Haha Normally, I don't comment on FML but this 1 had me LOL'ing so much I just had to. :-p It sorta reminds of Seinfeld...how George converted Susan into a lesbian...and how Kramer brings them back! LOL Oh and sorry OP. Better luck next time I guess...
hockey46Sharks 0
it's not that hard to tell. was your gaydar broken?
corme_fml 0
I'm guessing he might have just said "I'm gay" to quickly get her off him. Kind of like a girl wearing a ring to not get hit on
boatkicker 5
EDIT: I can't read, so my comment is irrelevant.