Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.
BelleElle_fml 5
and you couldn't tell?
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Comments (192)
wacuman 0
YDI for being easy and needy
tbe99 2
In defense of the OP, not all gay guys are super feminine, glittering divas. It's not always possible to tell at first glance. Goodness.
Rejectofsociety9 0
This, a million times. Not every gay guy is a camp ******* fairy.
emo_devon 11
too true..though ppl do have the assumption that I am attracted to guys (which is true) due to my feminine habits I suppose?
phatdaddy 0
This wasn't a first glance, though. She was talking to him ALL NIGHT. She should have picked up on SOMEthing, be it a manneurism, or anecdotal. Besides. She just met the guy that night and already trying to kiss him? *****-ville!!
fierystage 8
And there actually are straight guys out there who aren't macho and are androgynous/feminine...but admittedly, most of them are Europeans. That's why I'm dating one. :)
pu13 5
166 watch out he's a metrosexual
ninjasaurous 0
I agree with Freeze, if i were you, i would've tried to get to know him better, if you had, you might've found out he's gay. Just sayin.
iRyan 0
attack of zit face maybe? ydi
kayluhchaos 0
awwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how cute (;
Quest_ 13
That guy seems kind of weird and hysterical, wouldn't a simple "Sorry, I'm actually gay" have sufficed instead of 'screaming and forcefully pushing' her face away?
lets_be_ian 5
Yeah, that behavior I can actually see out of someone who is actually flamboyantly guy. However then we are back to the "how could you not tell" argument. Thus i didn't really touch it until you mentioned this. Some people would act like that though.. have known a couple. They would only act like it out of being offended that their obvious gayness was not picked up on though.
corme_fml 0
Or a response from chatting with a very unattractive female. If I was talking with a girl I had no interest in and she made a move on me... I could imagine having a similar reaction.
Djosef_fml 0
Not everybody is comfortable with strangers rushing to kiss them... I hate touching and bein touched by people unless I know em well and appreciate them. Might do as the guy in this FML if I felt someone rushing to kiss me. I also dodge soulder taps like a ninja.
Shadzow 0
he might feel really uncomfortable getting aproched like that by a women, seeing as he is gay?
etothec 0
that sux, weird tho cuz most gay guys luv making out wit girls lol, at least i do. n to e eryone who asks "well couldn't u tell"....not all gay guys are that noticeable
teentee401 37
If you enjoy making out with girls, you are not gay.
triggerit 5
ydi cuze went to gay party...
Jimboom 12
Not every guy who has a nice conversation with you wants to "hit dat!". Perhaps if you were not been so busy trying to get some you would have noticed he was gay. Desperation is not an attractive feature. Straight guys can smell it a mile off. ;-)
purplepomagranet 0
love 34!