Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.
BelleElle_fml 5
and you couldn't tell?
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Comments (192)
alex31590_fml 0
wow u must be dumb as hell to not notice he was gay yea totally FYL
Alexitis1 3
^ couldn't agree more with this!
EvilDave 13
Maybe you should chase after real men instead of metrosexual, faux vampire wanna-bes.
vivek585 5
haha totally agree! ugh! can't stand those pale-looking flamers and the bitches that actually like them lol
emo_devon 11
.....and how does being metrosexual make a man any LESS of a man? a man is a man. REGARDLESS of how he decides to dress. I hate how people go against metrosexuals who dress like society's view of "gay" dress.
NavyWifey29 0
well you have a bad gaydar.
l3allin_all_day 0
does he eat da poo poo
allmidnighteyes 11
"Uh uhhhh gurrl, you ain't gettin' all up in *THIS*; I'm all Enrique's"
skatack 0
That seems like an overreaction.
MobileQueen 0
Not every gay guy is all floppy hand **** ok? One of my friends was the manly sports star at our school and all the girls wanted him. I was the only one who knew he was gay. lol
iCommentFML 0
LOL why would u try to kiss him on the first day you met him and lol fyl
omgiitsme03 0
the OP and gay guy should become friends. gay people are good friends.. they help you find hot guys! :D