Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
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dacho 7
Incest is overrated, go for it! ;D
Vilen1025 0
Wow... how did you not recognize her face?? o.O kinkyyyy
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casscontagious 0
Lol, OP, that's shitty. But It's not THHAAAATTTTT bad? So you're sister's good-looking. Just because she's related doesn't make her unfashionable and unattractive. So, chill out. Yeah, you can tell a bit, sometimes alot, about a person by their appearence, so it might creep you out that she seemed your type. But you were raised in the same family? Get my point? So, it's all good. ;D aha.
uberchicken 0
Incest is the best, take your sister to the test! -internet Well technically she IS your type of girl, seeing as how she also came from your parents and all.
hanners 0
you didn't recognize your own sister....
mxpt91 0
first of all you should recognize your own sister from 3 miles away, second off what kinda girl rides her bike home after getting her hair done? doesnt she know humidity/sweat/wind will f it up? FAIL u deserve it
RigChan 0
It's true. What else do you have to base your first impression of someone on? Their looks. You can't tell someone's personality by their looks. For all you know, that cute girl is actually a killer lolicon. :x
bexox 0
wtf is a lolicon?
suseclare 0
exactly what i was thinking XD
pjunior89 0
how could you not have recognized your own sister.. perv
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
woah. the FYLs are 9450 and the YDIs are 4450. That's so weird xD lmao. but at least you weren't like that jackass who started hitting on his sister unknowingly. /:
Surouness 0
Do I hear incest bells?
Schmuty 2
I'm Canadian and there all just joking you guys should calm down i really care, but if they do mean it **** them lol but seriously
Tsukasa_fml 0
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umeko11 0
Now you know not to make judgments on whether a girl is your type based solely on her looks.