Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
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ThreeSheetsGone 12
*sigh*
Fruit_Dealer 9
Double posts annoy me.. Good thing you can at least edit them.
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Comments (59)
aligiorav 11
Thats because creepy stalker guy is nearby when they need him
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
He'd be a good manager because of his "observing skills"
mrlopez 13
Agreed with this statement. It's how office behavior is, just don't let it escalate into office politics.
Hannah_grace1414 12
creepy stalkers know how to work the system d:
jerico616 14
Tell them you should have them pay for you to go to anger management classes, while you're on the clock! Hey, they accused you of it, so you should look good looking as if you are trying to get help. And if you can get paid to go to the classes, everyone is WINNING!
perdix 31
Creepy stalkers are not usually angry, unless their prey does something stupid like pull down their window shades. They are usually found masturbating happily, which is exactly what middle management does. You might think of investing in some sunglasses to conceal your condescending eye-rolls.
mike3775 39
If someone is speaking, it is inconsiderate to sigh honestly. I once got wrote up at work for "sighing" when a United Way spokesman was chatting, ans I do not like the United Way as a charity. I laughed it off. Just laugh off the punishment and go on with life, don't let it bother you and it will be forgotten about in no time.
imosim 0
Trolololololololooololololol
Daralea 21
Yea, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a sign of anger, but sighing during a meeting is very unprofessional.
BloodyMary666 24
I hate when people overreact like that. I´ve been in a similar situation before and it totally sucks!
derecteevee 1
did that make u angry?