Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
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Top comments
ThreeSheetsGone 12
*sigh*
Fruit_Dealer 9
Double posts annoy me.. Good thing you can at least edit them.
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Comments (59)
ohmandapants 17
Maybe not, but depending on how you sighed, you probably have an attitude problem.
jmavii 4
sigh less, stalk more :)
jmavii 4
sigh less, stalk more :)
MR_GUERR0 10
And by sigh he means go on a frenzy of throwing things at people and assaulting inanimate objects...
jayejayejaye122 3
That is so messed up.
OfficeNinja 5
creepy stalker guys make the best managers. they know how to creep around and stalk employees - without adding any real value to anything. people who work hard are too valuable to make managers, because they actually work.
pyrogirl6622 0
Suck in the job world if your normal you don't get anything, but if you are the werid guy or the lazy guy you get moved up! Job world sucks!
Madkitty2403 1
I love to sing does that mean I have "anger problem" like u???
_Krijs 5
Sounds like a "subtle" hint from them for you to find another job.
FarscapeSDC 9
Welcome to the modern world, where intelligence and aptitude are inversely proportional to promotion prospects.