scared
Canada
Menace to society
Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dangeronpa
Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML
Glassless
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Kyle
United Kingdom
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Anonymous
Bellingham, United States
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Four Eyes
United States
Dork
Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
fedupson
Milpitas, United States
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
whateven
Allentown, United States
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
my dad is blind as shit
United States
Bat out of hell
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Anonymous
Sounds reasonable
Today, my 70 year-old mother complained about the patio window being dirty. I asked her why she couldn't clean it, or anything else in the house for that matter. I was informed she can't clean windows because she's not left handed. FML
Top comments
A07 48
Time to hide away her car keys, or her car itself, depending on how old she is.
A07 48
I would totally hide the car, hasn't Breaking Bad taught you anything?
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Comments (66)
headofmedusa 15
**** the police
pdp_fml 21
Hahaha! It's true, you don't need to worry about her driving as long as you're not in the car!
orsombre_fml 11
The way some people drive, she is not alone to believe this!
LtBoom 13
Said by every elderly woman ever.
CzechIsBack 15
Is this the country kitchen buffet?
lina21 12
Silly OP, cars practically drive themselves these days. No need to see. Seriously though, get rid of her car
truestoncer 14
Miltenburger?