Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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Yagamiii 0
aww that sounds so cute :')))))))
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
He sounds cute. What the **** is the problem.
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Comments (188)
Bradley55265 0
what was he screaming?
electroboy_fml 0
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Or something to that effect
UFCFIGHTER 0
He's a keeper
xoxo_fun 0
haha. what's wrong with that? I would've joined him :P that's cute.
xpxp2002 4
What is wrong with all of you girls (commenting)? Why do girls like immature guys like that instead of somebody who's actually presentable in front of one's family? You know, introduce himself, shake his hand, and have a conversation? Like adults? Clearly YDI for being a girl who dates some idiot who must have fallen off a truck somewhere, and is too impatient to even stop for 2 minutes to say hello to his own girlfriend's uncle.
roundnproud 7
^speaks the truth
Dead_Bunny213 5
because girls like guys that can make them laugh. and for me, if you want to be part of my family...you can't be serious
roundnproud 7
Your uncle has a great sense of humor. Where's the fml at?
lakeylove 0
he should dump u. enough said. oh wait BITCH!
missgreenrawr 0
Awe :) He sounds absolutely adorable! What a hoot
nattylight 0
This actually sounds pretty funny. You just need to loosen up. Drink some alcohol. That will loosen you up.
FFPianoDude 2
Your BF sounds like a fun guy
hotstuff81 0
Well, he does sound like a fun guy, everyone does need some fun once in a while I was having a hard day so I went with my friends to the mall. We got in the foutain and started splashing around in it. Then a cop yelled at us, but still it was fun.