Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
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Yagamiii 0
aww that sounds so cute :')))))))
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
He sounds cute. What the **** is the problem.
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Comments (188)
lolwut_fail 0
Seems like somebody should be more appreciative of their boyfriend.
RJB 0
guys she means FMl by being embarrased by being called out by her Uncle, she may like but her Uncle called her out and made a fool out of her boyfriend,...least i think..
leftthehouse 0
haha that's hilarious. sounds like something my boyfriend would do. sorry your uncle thinks he's crazy now though :(
BLNovelist 0
If you have a problem with your BF in public, why are you with him? Dump him and let him find someone who will appreciate him - which you evidently don't, if a joke from a relative has you embarrassed.
Avenging_Angel 0
Lmao your boyfriend has an awesome sense of humor. Keep him (:
LavaMonster 0
HA! I'd laugh if my boyfriend was doing that. I wouldn't really be too embarrassed. It's silly : )
lich_fml 0
i used to love it when my ex was dumb in public haha.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That would amuse me to no end! I just read the word goober. Whoever said it win. xD
pkulaga 0
you should be happy that your boyfriend has a child-like zest for life. at least he doesn't take life too seriously! it's best to date someone you can have funw tih.
Zer0de 0
Haha, I moderated this one. FYL